• 2009-03-05

    通知—inform - [公告]


    由于某些很特殊很特殊的原因……本人的手机21:30~22:30为关闭时间(双休日除外),要打电话或者发短信的同志请等23:00以后~

    As a result of some  very special reasons ... ... my cell phone will close from 21:30~22:30 (except weekends) ,call or messages will reply after 23:00.

    以下是由于没有及时通知时间而引发的麻烦……

    there is an example that Timetable for notification is not timely generate some trouble ... ...

    ——————————情景回放——————————                                                                   

    ——————————playback——————————
    ME:喂? (Hello?)
    友人A:你丫有病啊?!没事关个卵机啊?!%¥……#%*(*—(—·#!#!……

    friend A: what's the matter with you ?! Why you turn off  the cell phone ?!%¥#%*(—·#!#!

    ME:不关我事啊……

    ME:It 's none of my business

    友人B:你发烧么?

    Friend B:Did you fever?
    ME:蒽?(内心充满感动,终于有人关心我了~~!!)

    ME : what?(My theart swam with joy and finally I was concerned by a classmate  ~ ~! ! )
    友人B:你头痛么?

    FriendB: did you Headache?


    ME:没……

    ME: NO!

    Friend B:Are you really  ok?

    ME:真的没……

    ME: yes!


    友人B:那你关什么机!!!!!!!!

    Friend B:Fuck you !Why you turn off  the cell phone
    ME:……(果然天下乌鸦一般黑……)

    ME: GOD!Every crow is black

    ——————————回放完毕——————————

    ———————————FINISH——————————

    所以呢 鉴于有了上述惨痛经历,现在正式发出通知!!!!如果是打来做青少年心理咨询的!麻烦等23:00以后!!!

    So, With the painful experience, now formally given notice !!!!

    If it is called to do psychological counseling of young people!(for example : broke up with you girlfriend , Trouble in Sex with your dirlfriend / or boy friend homosexual )  please call me after 23:00! ! !



    切记切记!!

    Bear in mind

     

     

     

     

     

     


    友人B:你真的没事么?


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