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由于某些很特殊很特殊的原因……本人的手机21:30~22:30为关闭时间(双休日除外),要打电话或者发短信的同志请等23:00以后~
As a result of some very special reasons ... ... my cell phone will close from 21:30~22:30 (except weekends) ,call or messages will reply after 23:00.
以下是由于没有及时通知时间而引发的麻烦……there is an example that Timetable for notification is not timely generate some trouble ... ...
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ME:喂? (Hello?)
友人A:你丫有病啊?!没事关个卵机啊?!%¥……#%*(*—(—·#!#!……friend A: what's the matter with you ?! Why you turn off the cell phone ?!%¥#%*(—·#!#!
ME:不关我事啊……
ME:It 's none of my business
友人B:你发烧么?Friend B:Did you fever?
ME:蒽?(内心充满感动,终于有人关心我了~~!!)ME : what?(My theart swam with joy and finally I was concerned by a classmate ~ ~! ! )
友人B:你头痛么?FriendB: did you Headache?
ME:没……ME: NO!
Friend B:Are you really ok?
ME:真的没……
ME: yes!
友人B:那你关什么机!!!!!!!!Friend B:Fuck you !Why you turn off the cell phone
ME:……(果然天下乌鸦一般黑……)ME: GOD!Every crow is black
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所以呢 鉴于有了上述惨痛经历,现在正式发出通知!!!!如果是打来做青少年心理咨询的!麻烦等23:00以后!!!So, With the painful experience, now formally given notice !!!!
If it is called to do psychological counseling of young people!(for example : broke up with you girlfriend , Trouble in Sex with your dirlfriend / or boy friend homosexual ) please call me after 23:00! ! !
切记切记!!Bear in mind
友人B:你真的没事么?随机文章:
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